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Not Exactly Tree-Mendous

We never thought we’d have to say this, but can everyone please stop chewing on things that aren’t meant to be chewed? Yes, that includes bits of Fir lumber—because apparently, someone out there needed that reminder. While it’s true that Fir is a softer wood, that doesn’t make it a snack. Chewing on it not only damages your teeth but also raises questions about, well, why you’d do it in the first place

Did this person really need to test the wood’s softness with their teeth? Probably not. Sure, their breath might smell like a pine forest, but that’s hardly worth the dental bill. And to top it off, they decided to call out builders who use Fir lumber for construction. Let’s be real: houses aren’t built to be edible. Next time, maybe stick to gum—or at least something that won’t leave you needing a dentist.