Construction and Decor That Show Sometimes It's Worthwhile to Consult a Professional

Either Everything Is Marble, or the Designer Was Going Marbles to Get This Pattern

This kitchen is a mix of questionable choices and puzzling design decisions. The most glaring issue is the cupboard design, which alternates between heavy marble finishes and patterns that resemble a crime scene that’s impossible to clean

While the 90s DIY aesthetic gives it a unique flair, you can’t help but wonder if the bare countertops were a result of running out of materials or the designer simply throwing in the towel. The kitchen’s overall look, reminiscent of raw bacon, is certainly a bold move, but it’s hard to imagine it being the top priority. Adding to the chaos is the awkward clearance between the stovetop and the microwave, making functionality a challenge. Who thought this layout was a good idea? With so many oddities, it’s clear this kitchen needs more than just a fresh coat of paint to make it practical—or even passable.